International Design Unit Buys Entire Stock of Alarm Clocks in a 3-Mile Radius!

Alarm clocks of all shapes, sizes, and annoying buzzers are now a scarce resource in the greater Lancaster region, as one of Central Pennsylvania’s very own premier international design units, GO, LLC, has decided to pre-emptively strike a blow for the Snooze Button Revolution. The alarm clocks will also benefit in helping the unit's switchboard task force arrive on time for their new hours of operation, 9:00am to 6:00pm.

“We heard about this thing called breakfast - apparently you're supposed to eat 3 meals a day. So we checked it out, and it’s pretty good. Eggs, bacon, danish, yum,” said one member of the Unit’s central committee who asked to remain nameless. “So we figured we’re up anyways, why not answer the phones?” When asked for his thoughts, the Chairman of the Unit would only comment cryptically, “We feel it is important for our clients to start their business day with a smile on the other end of the line.”

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