International Design Unit Declares Launch of “Gray Matter”

GO, LLC, headquartered in downtown Lancaster, announced the launch of its new website at, yesterday evening at their 2nd annual Rubber Ducky Regatta / Groundhog Gossamer Gala. Dubbed “Gray Matter”, this will be the second incarnation housed at that particular URL and the third version overall.

The re-launched website is the first major project of the international design unit’s new Communications Bureau and the firm’s most ambitious self-promotion project to date. The sleek new website highlights not only the usual corporate schlock and examples of the unit’s standard works of excellence for previous clients but also focuses on the high standards and philosophy that drive the GO way of life. As one member of the Communications Corps put it, “We definitely juiced it.”

This latest version will be powered by Zipper, a highly functional yet fluid content management system developed by ZipperCMS, and not yet available to the general public. “We are excited to deepen our friendship with Zipper and hope that many good things will flower from this partnership,” proclaimed Chairman Mark Lipka on an overseas conference call. “We expect many good things in the times ahead.”

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