• Pow! In Your Eye!
• One of Those Days
• Attracted to the Zag
• Boxy But Good
• "I Cut to the Front of the Pack, Slammed in My Cash and Blasted Through the Game in a Near-Psychotic Frenzy of Maraca-Shaking Glee."
• "No, I'm a Barber, But a Lot of People Make That Mistake."
• PS. I Don't Think You Can Rub Dirt on That
• What the What?! That Pointy-Eared Bastard Screws with Us Again!
• That Crazy Oswald Montecristo!
• Breakin' an Eye-Poppin' Move like the Centipede
• "Got the key commands down and my fingers is my tools. Never use Command 'Z' 'cuz I don't make mistakes, fool."
• This is Why I Went to School in the South (and the Weather)
• And Today's Rusty Spoon Goes to....
• Good News, Everyone!
• O that Tricksy Fourth Dimension!
• I Don't Know Whether to Laugh or Cry